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El Paso Illuminati Visit Oklahoma City to Study Revitalization
"Oklahoma City is ahead of the trend, but their including of voters in decisions and open government model is disturbing," says Chamber of Commerce President
by Satira Sinvergüenza / Associated Pest
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10/28/12 12:18:04 PM MDT
Exiting
the airplane from Oklahoma, Chamber of Commerce President Khon
Buropolillos yelled, “Yeeow! A-yip-i-o-ee ay! mother fucker.”
Bankers,
developers, architects, engineers, planners, arts and culture
directors, former third-world dictators and nonprofit leaders visited Oklahoma City on a trip sponsored by the El Paso Chamber of Commerce.
Illuminati members toured Oklahoma City's downtown on a trip with a goal to convince El Pasoans, at least rich ones, that El Paso is the next Oklahoma City.
“El
Paso can become the next Oklahoma City,” said Crea Dodo, a member
of El Paso's elite Paso del Norte Group, although she admitted her
confusion. “We learned from visiting Oklahoma that everything is
up to date in Kansas City, but they've gone about as fur as they c'n go!”
“Plus,
we are impressed that Oklahoma City was ahead of its time in passing
anti-immigrant ordinances well before such as Arizona, Georgia, or
Alabama,” said Paso de Norte Group president Rico Vacilón. "Getting brown people out of your downtown can be accomplished in various ways."
Above, Paul Foster and Alejandra de La Vega Foster Entertain El Paso Visitors with Their Oklahoma Dance Moves
“The
only thing we won't duplicate in El Paso is that in Oklahoma City,
the vote went straight to the voters
when they decided to build a ballpark,” said Vacilón. “In El
Paso, we are about ignoring the voters on Quality of Life issues and
Oklahoma City shows a dangerous trend.”
Later
that night at a local restaurant, as City Manager Joyce Wilson and City
Representative Steve Ortega entertained the El Paso visitor by
singing, “People Will Say We're We're in Love,” the El Paso elite
discussed ways to avoid the open-government model that Oklahoma City
currently perpetuates.
“We
need to keep as much information as possible from voters,” said
Vacilón. “Decisions made by government, having City Council
meetings open to the public, not having straw polls outside of City
Council meeting. That's one thing Oklahoma City is not doing and
which El Paso is ahead of the trend. It has to be All Er Nothing and
plus the farmer and the cowman must be friends.”
